Your Slow Road to Riches

There most certainly is a way to get rich off the lotteries. It's as certain as anything in this uncertain world. It's worked for millions of people. It's working for me. And it can work for you. Here is the method, step by step.

For starters, pick your favourite lottery from this droplist:

Note well these numbers. Memorize them. Write them down. Keep them in a safe place. They are going to make you rich.

If you'd rather have some different numbers, then just press this button:

These are the luckiest numbers you have ever seen. They are lucky because they are guaranteed to lose. You have my word on that.

Here's how it works. Every time you feel like buying a ticket on the 6/49, put $3 into the bank instead. Do this is as often as you want. The more you do it, the richer you will get.

Then, on the draw date, check the winning numbers against the ones you so carefully wrote down. I guarantee they would have lost. Now, aren't you glad you didn't waste money on a losing ticket?

Of course, nothing is certain in this uncertain world. And there is the faintest chance that these numbers might have won something. Now, here is how I guarantee they are losers. If, by some perverse stroke of luck they would have won $10 or some small amount, then just take $10 out of the bank and treat yourself to something nice. That is the amount you would have won if you had played these numbers. And the money left in the bank is what you got for not playing.

And what happens if these numbers do match the grand prize winner? Why then, just withdraw $6,000,000 and throw one hell of a party.

I know exactly what you are thinking. You are thinking about how you are thoroughly not impressed. "Come back to me when you can write winning numbers!" is what you are thinking. Some people are never satisfied.

All right then, I do have a program that will cranking out winning numbers. Just set the parameters, press the button, wait a while, and presto, as many winners as you want. And it's right over here. Although I suppose you'll complain about that one too.

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